Funny Vintage Birthday Sign – “You’re Not Old… You’re Vintage” Round Sublimated Metal Sign for Wreaths, Parties & Milestone Gifts

Celebrate getting better with age using this funny “You’re Not Old… You’re Vintage” sublimated metal sign, perfect for birthdays with a sense of humor! Featuring a bold retro design, balloons, a frosted cake, and golden accents on a chalkboard-style background, this round sign makes a great wreath attachment, party decoration, or milestone birthday gift. High-gloss, UV-protected, and ready to reuse year after year!

🎯 Perfect for:
✔️ Milestone Birthday Wreaths
✔️ Gag Gifts or Fun Birthday Decor
✔️ Vintage-Themed Party Accents
✔️ Celebrations for Friends & Family

This lightweight and affordable sign is designed specifically with wreath makers in mind. Signs can easily be attached to your deco mesh or grapevine wreaths by adding holes with a metal jewelry punch (available in our shop, just search for "jewelry punch") or super gluing/hot gluing cable mounts (available in our shop, just search for "cable mounts") to the back of the sign.

Need chenille stems or zip ties? We have them as well. All sign making supplies are in the Supplies section of our shop.

Not a wreath maker? No problem. Our signs can be beautifully displayed in a decorative frame or on an easel.

Signs are made in Louisville, KY with .025 coated aluminum metal. Signs range in weight from 1 ounce to 4 ounces.

If the quantity that you need is not in our system, please reach out to us via Etsy messaging and we will promptly get back to you regarding the time it will take us to make the number of signs requested.

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